He is the evil, devious, greedy and wealthy owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and, by extension, Homer Simpson's boss. Burns?" Dearest Edna, I must leave you.  Later on he was shipped to the Pacific Theater and was a co-pilot along with Abe Simpson and his brother, Cyrus. I am the crypt-keeper, or should I say master of scary-i-monies? I have to be back at work by Monday and my boss is a total jerk.  Shearer is also the voice of Smithers and is able to perform dialogue between the two characters in one take.  Mr. Burns' evil has made him a popular example of terrible television bosses. But that's you!
 In the script for "There's No Disgrace Like Home", Al Jean and Mike Reiss referred to him as "Mr.
 The News & Observer named Mr. Burns the third worst boss, calling him "heartless, greedy and exceptionally ugly, Mr. Burns makes Ebenezer Scrooge seem downright lovely. Burns: Hello, boils and ghouls.
In other episodes, he has instructed a postal clerk to send a telegram to the Prussian consulate in Siam via autogyro, and believes a nickel will buy "a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel, with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the Polo Grounds.” In "The Old Man and the Lisa", Mr. Burns' investment portfolio is revealed to consist of long-defunct and obsolete companies such as "Confederated Slave Holdings", and he learns about the Wall Street Crash of 1929 and the Great Depression for the first time after checking a very old stock-ticker. Burns: Why should I? Where's the dignity? Burns. Burns: Greetings, 241.Homer: Why does he always bring up my weight? Mr. Burns also had a teddy bear named "Bobo" that he loved as a child, revealed in the episode "Rosebud". Burns: So, Simpson, I hear you like pizza pie.Homer: I do! So, Simpson, I hear you like pizza pie. Another episode has him exclaim that though he and Oskar Schindler had much in common: "We both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it! An opera star. Two qualities of Burns that make for great comedy is his immense wealth and his evil nature. I do! But, as long as you’re not initiating the sparring, it’s good to have a couple of barbed and well-chosen retorts in your back pocket to shut down the argument as quickly, and quietly as possible. My favorite is Chicago deep-dish.  When Smithers informs him that Mr. Burns' credit card PIN is his age, he types four digits in his answer. (Laughs)(Smithers interrupts Mr. Almost every time Burns comes across Homer, he has to ask his loyal assistant Smithers who he is. At the end of World War II he was personally hired by President Harry S. Truman to transport a specially printed trillion-dollar bill to Europe as the United States' contribution to the reconstruction of Europe. Try some of these out on someone you’ve been trapped in quarantine with and let me know how it goes. Vote up the funniest quotes from Mr. Burns that always make you laugh, even if he is an evil billionaire who tried to block out the sun. Unfortunately, that still doesn't solve Burns' anger over the imaginary sideburns. hand gesture from his former Saturday Night Live colleague Jim Downey.
Mr. Burns refers to many celebrities of the late 19th and early 20th centuries in the present tense, assuming they are still alive. Of course, his more brilliant idea is taking the literal approach to the old saying that a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters can produce the greatest novel ever written. Mr. Burns is Springfield's richest and most-powerful citizen (and also the richest person in Springfield's state; his current net worth has been given as $1.3 billion by Forbes, though it fluctuates wildly depending on the episode). Anyway, I am an exceedingly rich, and well-respected man about town, so I have coped with Lockdown quite well, thank you very much. (In "Mr. & Mrs. Simpson" Homer is talking to Mr. Burns via satellite.)Mr. Burns: Ooh, I thought that was a lemon drop.(Mr. At an early age, Mr. Burns left his family to live with a twisted and heartless billionaire who owned an "atom mill" in Shelbyville (implied to be his grandfather). Burns? "It was the best of times, it was the *blurst* of times!
Bailey. When the town is trying to decide what to do with the massive fine Burns was forced to pay Springfield, a mysterious man named Mister Snrub (who looks vaguely familiar) recommends giving the money to the local Nuclear Power Plant. The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles tri... Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Way richer than Lenny. (Mr. Burns takes Homer out for dinner.)Mr. Mr. Burns: Family, religion, friendship. Mr. Burns: Oh, yes. He pitched the opening baseball at a game in "Dancin' Homer", but was only able to throw it a small distance, which drew mocking laughter from the crowd. Mr. Burns' extreme old age is a frequent source of humor on the show. Smithers: Research shows people see you as something of an ogre. Go home! That's a right triangle, you idiot!Homer: D'oh! The result is a self-indulgent mess that the crowd quickly turns on. Sir, help me! At his 25-year college reunion, he became romantically involved with the daughter of an old flame.
Burns: You're getting a free dinner. They should have worked harder at school. ‘Mr.  They also described Smithers and Mr. Burns as being "TV's most functional dysfunctional couple". In "The Mansion Family", doctors at the Mayo Clinic discover that Mr. Burns has contracted every known human disease, as well as several that were discovered during his checkup, but that they have cancelled each other out in a condition they call "Three Stooges syndrome", although Mr. Burns misinterprets this to believe that he is invincible.
For the play featuring the character, see, Fictional character from The Simpsons franchise. He not only doesn't care about the suffering of others, he's entertained by it. You're off the team for good!". Samsonite banks on Trump win, would sell 200,000,000 suitcases as Americans move to Canada, Don Lemon Says That There is Just No Way That A Straight Man Can Hate Women as Much as President Trump Does, A Yellowstone Park Forest Ranger Teaches 3 Squirrels to Say a Vulgar Phrase, President Trump is Mad at The World Because He Knows Melania Is Getting Ready to Divorce Him, Melania Trump Says That If Donald Gives Her Any Shit About Their Divorce She Will Sing Like a Canary Regarding Fort Knox, New day-in-the-life-of-a-sheep analytical study emerges with fast delivery from Amazon, A Hacker Hacks Into President Trump’s Campaign Website And Reveals Very Revealing Secrets. Homer: (whispers) That's the pool chemicals talking. There must be something I can do for you. In the classic episode "Homer at the Bat," the Springfield Power Plant's baseball team is having a winning season thanks to Homer. When Lisa Simpson is researching her ancestors from the American Civil War, she comes across a Colonel Burns in the journal, presumably one of Mr. Burns' earlier ancestors.
I just wish I'd spent more time at the ... What happened to that mini-cell phone I gave you, sir? | I mean, I know I could help them, but what good would that do? Other episodes which feature Mr. Burns placed on the list, including "Rosebud", at number two, and the "Who Shot Mr. In "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble", Mr. Burns revealed that he was the youngest of a wealthy family, with eleven children, and all his siblings died of suspicious causes (mostly related to eating poisoned baked potatoes), leading to him receiving the entire family fortune, although another episode reveals that his surviving younger brother is George Burns. The Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan." )Smithers: What happened to that mini-cell phone I gave you, sir?Mr. ", In the run-up to the New York City's 2009 mayoral election, several posters appeared throughout the city, showing Mr. Burns and accompanied by the words "No Third Terms, Vote for Burns"—a reference to Mayor Michael Bloomberg's run for a third term that year—in the style of Shepard Fairey's Obama poster. Why does he always bring up my weight? as if hearing the name for the first time. [On the day Homer quits the power plant, he insults Mr. Burns and plays his bald head like a bongo drum]. My boy, you are a star.
The current bid is $500. RELATED: 27 Twisted Homer Simpson Facts Only Hardcore Fans Will Know. He has difficulty performing such simple actions as giving a thumbs-up, and crushing an insect by stepping on it, or using a door-knocker. Despite Homer having played a big part in so many significant moments in Mr. Burns' life, there is an ongoing joke that Burns has no idea who Homer is. "The Simpsons Quotes." This is Eduardo. Never adulterate your evil. Meanie". Mr. Burns' trademark expression is the word "Excellent", muttered slowly in a low, sinister voice while steepling his fingertips. All the latest gaming news, game reviews and trailers. He is also angered when Springfield Elementary children mock his dated car, saying it was "the first car to outrun a man!" He thinks he's an angry ... Added: December 22, 2010; ", NEXT: The Simpsons Seasons 1-30 Available On Disney+ From Launch. He also once rewarded Homer for being the first to arrive at work with a ticket to the 1939 World's Fair. These qualities often mix together, displaying Burns as the prototypical megalomaniac business tycoon who is even more proud of his ruthlessness than his riches. I don't have time for that. Burns: ...Me!Homer: Me? Mr. Burns: My boy, you are a star.Homer: Woo-hoo!Mr. Mr. Burns: So, Simpson, I hear you like pizza pie. I really cannot subsidise their lack of ambition, can I? Glad to be a part of Screen Rant's positive and fun community and have the opportunity to share my thoughts with you. , This article is about the Simpsons character.
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